My Fellow Indians

Some of these hilarious...some very insightful on my fellow Indians 

 (I don't mean any offense they are just jokes if we can handle 35=10 am sure we can handle this too... would love some feedback though on this)

1. There is a sale on any item, you buy 100 of them and that's when you buy most of the expensive international brands.
 

2. You make tea in a saucepan.
 

3. You never buy bin bags, but use your saved shopping bags for it.

4. You put your clothes in suitcases instead of wardrobes.

5. You have a "Singer Brother" sewing machine at home.

6. Your mother has a minor disagreement with her sister and doesn't talk to her for ten years.

7. You call an older person you've never met before "uncle".

8. You hide everything from your parents.

9. Your mother does everything for you if you are male.

10. You do all the housework and cooking if you are female.

11. Your relatives alone could populate a small city.

12. Everyone is a family friend.
 

13. Everyone always called you for help on homework.
 

14. You read law, medicine or engineering at university.
 

15. You were thick so you read computer science or business studies instead.
 

16. You know no one who has read music.
 

17 You went to a university as far away from home as possible.
 

18. You still came back home to live with your parents after you had finished university.
 

19. Your best friend got married at the age of 16.
 

20. You only make telephone calls after 6pm.
 

21. You like the meat well done.
 

22. You eat onions with everything.
 

23. You use chilli sauce instead of tomato ketchup.
 

24. You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
 

25. You say you hate Indian films(/songs) but secretly watch(/hear) them with your parents.
 

26. You teach Westerners swearwords in Panjabi.
 

27. You order Indian food in your own Panjabi to impress the people you're with but the waiters don't understand you.
 

28. You avoid public places when with a member of the opposite sex, especially if there is an acquaintance within a 250 miles radius.
 

29. You always say "open the light" instead of "turn the light on".
 

30. You secure your baggage with a rope.
 

31. You're walking out of customs with your trolley at the airport and you see all twenty-five members of your family.

This is a very long list...can go on forever, but there is one more thing while you might see that some of these are funny and everything else but there is one thing very clear about us...we can be anything and all of the above...but we will never "Be Stupid". We know a jeans despite any label is not worth 8000+ its best between 1000-1500...